Alun’s posterous

Alun’s posterous

Alun Salt  //  Hi, I'm Alun and I'm one of the archaeoastronomers associated with the University of Leicester. You can find my homepage at alunsalt.com

Nov 30 / 2:21am

The HEA vs the forthcoming Alien Invasion

I know what you're thinking: "A used spoon bowl is all well and good, but what are you going to do if killer aliens invade?"

No faffing around with grills here like on Star Trek. If we need to escape the ducts are entered through handy full-size doors.

Then, if it turns out someone forgot to charge the laser cannon this morning, we can defeat them with an unhygienic spoon.

You'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to outwit the HEA. But not too early otherwise you'd arrive with masses of time to wait for the meeting and get a bit bored.

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2 comments

Nov 30, 2009
Cole Henley said...
Either that or it's the HEA gaffer tape supplies cupboard
Dec 01, 2009
AJ Cann said...
LOL. I guess Shatner's put on a bit of weight over the years, and the joints are not what they were. Does it make the "Schuuch" noise like the doors in the MSB used to when they fitted new draft excluder?

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